Overheard at a restaurant in Coquitlam,
Blonde hostess to a server: “Oh my gawd, when you dyed your hair brown, did you just feel way less pretty?”
Thanks to Rach for the submission
The Sound of a Thousand Braincells Dying
June 24th, 2007 · 2 Comments
→ 2 CommentsTags: In a Restaurant · In the 'burbs
Haulin’ Ass
May 27th, 2007 · 2 Comments
Overheard on the Langara College Campus:
Guy to his friend: Ryan was the first one out. Nobody had ever seen that boy haul so much ass before. And I mean that in the nicest possible way.
Thanks to Stephanie for the submission
→ 2 CommentsTags: At School
This kid is going to grow up just fine
May 22nd, 2007 · No Comments
A father and his young son overheard on the #9 trolley bus as the electric pole disconnects and makes a loud bang on the roof:
Son: Dad! What was that?
Dad: Oh, I think we hit someone.
Son:…..
Dad: Do you wanna go have a look? We can take photos and you can go to school and show them for show and tell.
Son stares at his father in horror as the Dad laughs hysterically.
Thanks to sunshine7 for the submission
→ No CommentsTags: On the Bus
Blonds on Mothers Day
May 15th, 2007 · 1 Comment
Overheard at Raincity Grill during Mother’s Day Brunch:
Girl at the table: Do they poach eggs in water?
Thanks to Viki for the submission