Overheard in Vancouver

Overheard at the corner of Seymour and Smithe:
Guy talking loudly into his cell phone: “There is nothing going on, Vancouver is as dry as a nuns pussy!”
Thanks to SD for the submission

Overheard on the corner of Burrard & Dunsmuir,
Guy #1: So she said she didn’t want to be just another girl I sleep with.
Guy #2: But that’s what you want.
Guy #1: Well, yeah, but I can’t say that.

Overheard outside Earls on Hornby street as a panhandler approaches two drunk guys on the street corner,
Panhandler: Hey man, do you have any change?
Drunk Guy#1: Sorry Dude, I’m all out.
Panhandler (screaming): You have bad breath!! get some gum or something!
Drunk Guy#2: Dude, a bum just said you had bad breath! How fucked up do […]

A couple overheard walking their dog along a fairly busy West 4th. sidewalk:
” You know, you’ve really got to learn just to let your dog be who he wants to be”….

Thanks to Debbie for the submission