Overheard in Vancouver

Overheard outside the Irish Heather in Gastown,
“I know my place doesn’t look tidy, but it’s clean as fuck.”
Thanks to Darren for the submission.

Overheard outside the Killers concert,
Chick standing outside: “That girl just knocked me over with her boobs!”

Overheard at the Red Hot Chili Pepper’s concert
Guy gets up on stage to do a PSA, Vancouver-style,
“If there’s anyone in the crowd tonight smoking marijuana cigarettes, please remember to share, as not everybody brought some.”
*crowd cheers & gets high*

Overheard at the nightclub:
“Honey, there are three things you never want to piss off: your mother, the
Catholic church, or a drag queen.”
Thanks to Atratus for the submission.