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The Sound of a Thousand Braincells Dying

June 24th, 2007 · 2 Comments

Overheard at a restaurant in Coquitlam,

Blonde hostess to a server: “Oh my gawd, when you dyed your hair brown, did you just feel way less pretty?”
Thanks to Rach for the submission

Tags: In a Restaurant · In the 'burbs

What time is it?

April 30th, 2007 · 1 Comment

Overheard at the Vancouver International Airport,
Airport PA Announcement : To the gentleman who lost the Gold Rolex today, the current time is 6:48am, Thank you.
Thanks to Mathew for the submission

Tags: In the 'burbs

I hear they’re rolling back their prices

March 26th, 2007 · 3 Comments

Overheard at the Langley WalMart,
A guy talking in to his buddy in the aisle: “Okay, we need to ask where the hookers and blow aisle is…”
Thanks to burningeffigy for the submission

Tags: In the 'burbs

Fight Club

March 25th, 2007 · No Comments

Two construction workers overheard on the #160 bus from Port Moody,
Worker #1: He made $1,300 last cheque, but he hates it.
Worker #2: He’s making soap?
Worker #1: Yeah, but in big batches. It’s hard work. He has to carry around 100-pound bags and he always ends up smelling like a girl and has sparkles all over […]

Tags: On the Bus · In the 'burbs